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POWER

$3.00
GREEN TEA LIME

This isn’t seltzer. This is power in a can.

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$3.00
WATER MELON PRICKLY PEAR

This isn’t seltzer. This is power in a can.

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$3.00
CHERRY BERRY

This isn’t seltzer. This is power in a can.

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$3.00
HIBISCUS GINGER

This isn’t seltzer. This is power in a can.

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$24.00 +
MK Sampler Pack

Can’t decide what flavors to try?

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$4.00
Black Sage

Blackberry + Ginger + Sage

This tastes like a ninja, if a ninja was a ballerina that could dazzle your taste buds.

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$4.00
Marg Simpson

Lime + Margarita

Okay, don’t have a cow, man!

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$4.00
Black Magic

Activated Charcoal + Lemon + Maple

Abracadabra. Bibbidi-Bobbidi Boo. You’re Welcome.

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$4.00
aPEARantly It’s Love

Ginger + Pear + Rose

If it tastes like love, and it smells like love, and you love it, it’s probably love.

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$4.00
Power Melon

Mint + Watermelon

Ever play that game in the pool where they grease a watermelon…

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$4.00
Sour Ginger

Ginger + Lemon

Life is a zinger.

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$4.00
Chill Flower

Florals + Mint + Rose

If Barry White sang about Kombucha, this would be the flavor he’d sing about.

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$4.00
Basillion Strawberries

Gabillion, Bajillion, A Googolplex, Basillion!

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$4.00
Dem Apples

Apple + Cinnamon

This isn’t your kiddie apple juice.

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$44.00 every 2 months
Kombucha Subscription

Kombucha! Every month, twice a month, or every other month!

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$90.00
Keg

It’s keg.

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