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This isn’t your normal booch. This is flexing flavor, swole bubbles, functional ingredients and hardcore probiotics to help you get stronger, live awesomer and feel delicious.
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We’re a big, agro, juiced up, supersized, scoby slashing, fruit-fist of fury that wants to hook you up with some bada** bro-biotics. Because this isn’t sunrise salutation sipping booch. This is smack your face off and call me Sally booch. This is rip your guts out, feed it some good stuff, and then shove ’em back in booch. We do whatever the fermented fruit we want. We are booch for health freaks.   

 

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Can you kickflip? Do a bunny-hop. Slam booch? Boey bonk! Running is better with parkour. Make it juicy. Gulp it down. Stay Pumped & Jazzed. Feel the bubbles. Jump stuff. Fruit is life. Never stop riding ponies. Be a probiotic powerhouse. The body wants what the body wants. Can you kickflip? Do a bunny-hop. Slam booch? Boey bonk! Running is better with parkour. Make it juicy. Gulp it down. Stay Pumped & Jazzed. Feel the bubbles. Jump stuff. Fruit is life. Never stop riding ponies. Be a probiotic powerhouse. The body wants what the body wants. Can you kickflip? Do a bunny-hop. Slam booch? Boey bonk! Running is better with parkour. Make it juicy. Gulp it down. Stay Pumped & Jazzed. Feel the bubbles. Jump stuff. Fruit is life. Never stop riding ponies. Be a probiotic powerhouse. The body wants what the body wants.
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